Reason for Restart: Sudden Onset of Sarcasm Fatigue
Diagnostic Results: Critical Systems Failure (CSF) detected. Recommendation: Immediate Restart for Maximum Productivity.
Systems Affected:
- Core Logic Processor (CLP) - Restart Now
- Sarcasm Generator (SG) - Reboot Now
- Dark Mode (DM) - Reboot Now
Restart Sequence Activated. Countdown Begins: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...